A Joke.

This is what happened to me today, (its just a joke I made up, enjoy).

Ok, after you read this you might think im crazy, but,
Its True Story.
Here it is:

I was strolling through the woods, when 
a leprechaun, jumped out of a 4 leaf clover,
(the leprechaun was the size of my shoe)
ran up to me and called me crazy,
sprinkled some magic green dust on me that had the name "Poof, and Now Your Crazyier", and then left.

I managed to get his name,
it was Chippy.

This is a true story.
WAIT! Maybe Chippy's reading this now.
If he is, then,
No, this stories not true.

I wasnt strolling through the woods, and
a leprechaun didnt jump out of a four leaf clover,
(and he wasnt the size of my shoe),
he didnt call me crazy
and he didnt sprinkle magic green dust on me that was called "Poof and Now Your Crazyier", and then leave.

And his name isnt Chippy, i mean, pff.. whats his name anyway?
I dont know you wanna know why?

Because,

I wasnt strolling through the woods, and
a leprechaun didnt jump out of a four leaf clover,
(and he wasnt the size of my shoe),
he didnt call me crazy
and he didnt sprinkle magic green dust on me that was called "Poof and Now Your Crazyier", and then leave.

I think "He who must not be name" (not Voldemort) is watching me.

See I told you,
Im not crazy 

HAPPY S.T PATRICKS DAY!!